DD, Track, Burn: ridiculously fast and ridiculously expensive turbo-SUVs edition

Kinja'd!!! "BrownMiataDieselWagon" (opporamblings)
07/27/2014 at 19:04 • Filed to: dd track burn

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ML63 AMG: $97,250

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Cayenne Turbo: $110,400

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X6M: $93,900


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:06

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Im gonna have a big ole carbcue!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:06

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Burn the ML

Track the X6M

DD the Cayenne

X6M is mah shit


Kinja'd!!! ChampagneChariot > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:06

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This is obviously a set up.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:07

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DD Cayenne

Burn X6M

Track Ml63 AMG.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:08

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Track the Cayenne.

DD the ML.

Burn the X6M and send the ashes to the BMW HQ as a warning.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:08

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DD BMW

Track Porsche

Burn the trophy wife mobile


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:08

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DD Cayenne because I like the interior.

Track BMW because M car and also because stuffing it into a tire barrier or gravel trap will probably improve the looks.

Burn ML


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:13

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DD: Cayenne

Track: X6M

Burn: Mercedes


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:15

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DD Benz

Track Touareg R

Burn X-shit-M


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:15

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too bad no hood ornament :(


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:17

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DD the Benz, track the Porsche, burn the awful BMW.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:20

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Damn, I don't like any of these choices.

But since I have to pick

Daily: Merc

Track: Porsche

Burn: BMW


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:21

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I honestly cant choose. I, I like all of them...


Kinja'd!!! drunkenup4 > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:21

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DD Benz - Most luxurious and probably the quickest

Track Cayenne - bcuz porsche. and because best handling

Burn the bimmer - becauz ugryyyy


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:23

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DD the Porsche because it's the one I trust the most

Track the Benz

Burn the X6M because its not a X5M


Kinja'd!!! Crest > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:24

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DD- Merc

Track - Cayenne T

Burn - Mustache


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:25

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DD M

TRACK P

BURN IN HELL!!! BMW


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:26

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DD the ML. Track the ML. Burn the other two.

#breakingtherules


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:31

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DD: X6M, because trolling capabilities.

Track: Porsche, because evil

Burn: Mercedes


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > dogisbadob
07/27/2014 at 19:33

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Some dealers will fit them by request, a family friend did it with a new C class because she liked using the hood ornament as a crosshairs for parking (I don't know why either).


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 19:44

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DD : Merc

Track : Porsche

Burn : BMW


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
07/27/2014 at 19:55

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That's actually a good idea, and I do that in cars with the ornaments too! Like the early 90s Chrysler minivans.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 20:40

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DD: E60 V10
Track: E60 V10
Burn: All the dumb stupid pointless 'sports' SUVs.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 21:29

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Pretty sure my choice is obvious. Burn the other two. Although I do like the cayenne, aside from its fishy face. But the bimmer needs to die a horrible fiery death so that it can't even come back in parts to be fitted to wrecked vehicles that some dumbass is trying to turn into a "clone". I would almost (but not quite) rather own a prius than an x6, m or not.


Kinja'd!!! TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/27/2014 at 22:06

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Guilty pleasure right here


Kinja'd!!! SaabStutz > BrownMiataDieselWagon
07/28/2014 at 00:08

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DD ML

Track Cayenne

BURN THE HELL OUT OF THE X6